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My wallet is just like an onion; whenever I open it, it makes me cry...:)
Jealously is a terrible disease; get well soon.
Yes I talk to myself… I need someone intelligent to talk to....!
They say you find love in every corner. I Guess I'm running in circles!
Every Mother thinks that her child is the world’s most beautiful person. But only my Mother is right!
I wish I was a kid again, when your fights with your best friend were over a crayon and they only lasted 5 minutes. I miss those days.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. How weird is that?
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.
By Mathilda Rappicchini Robinson
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